you readthis or die humans

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To my three followers:

Sup bitches?

riningear:

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now if i could only download this song!!!

deceitfultrickery:

shieldagentkayson:

firlalaith:

They are going to have a looooong night going thru my archives…

The sad thing is, you know the guy who’s job it’s going to be to look through all our blogs is going to be some 50 year old guy, in a suit and tie just scrolling through endless drawings and fics of gay porn.  And when he goes home that night, his wife is going to be like “Hi Jim, how was your day?” And his hands will be shaking as he goes into his daughter’s room and snatches the computer from her desk and then smashes in on the driveway.  When he goes back inside, his wife will ask him about and he’s just say, “So. Much. Gay. Porn.”

Oh, okay. You go right ahead. Look through my archives. You’ll need a lot of coffee.

deceitfultrickery:

shieldagentkayson:

firlalaith:

They are going to have a looooong night going thru my archives…

The sad thing is, you know the guy who’s job it’s going to be to look through all our blogs is going to be some 50 year old guy, in a suit and tie just scrolling through endless drawings and fics of gay porn.  And when he goes home that night, his wife is going to be like “Hi Jim, how was your day?” And his hands will be shaking as he goes into his daughter’s room and snatches the computer from her desk and then smashes in on the driveway.  When he goes back inside, his wife will ask him about and he’s just say, “So. Much. Gay. Porn.”

Oh, okay. You go right ahead. Look through my archives. You’ll need a lot of coffee.

blackeyeblues:

Ridin’ that cock.

blackeyeblues:

Ridin’ that cock.

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thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

gothamcitygirl:

napoleonbonerhard:

bobafettuccine:

Rebecca Black’s ‘Friday’ and Nyan Cat played on piano simultaneously

In which two negatives result in a positive.

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That was beautiful.

*CONFLICTION* 

i hope this new pope keeps this up to whack all the homophobes in the face with a big greesey cock

timelessgold:

HI MY NAME’S CATBUG

timelessgold:

HI MY NAME’S CATBUG